Presidential Election and SNL
Mood:  accident prone
OK, What was up with SNL last Saturday? Those were some of the most boring skits since the time of Joe Piscipo(sp?, who cares, he sucks)! Those impersonations were horrible and why can't Ferrell and Fallon come back? I fast forwarded through the last half of each skit, snore.

Queen Latifah can sing, but I feel a little burnt out on the Queen. Her current persona undermines her 80's rap image of a tough, gangsta chick. I no longer believe that she ever meant those tough lyrics she spouted when she was into rap. Those cheesy, preppy, cheer-leader blonde Maybelliene commercials prove my point.

So, a certain person I know met Theresa Heinz-Kerry last month. She arrived, with her husband, et al. in a small town in Wisconsin, smashed off of her ass. Said certain person heard one of the secret service guys say that it would be no loss to the country if she died. OUCH! The Ketchup Queen was there to take a tour of a brewery. She ran off of the bus and grabbed two armfuls of full beer glasses and raced back to the bus, saying, "this is great!" Poor Ketchup, if she would have just waited the owner of said brewery was prepared to give her two, count them, two complimentary kegs of beer.

I can't wait until these elections are over. For now, I need to watch another episode of "Laguna Beach: the Real Orange County." This is my guilty pleasure, more on this later.